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Zoom spectreconfessions:

“I love making my Femshep flirt with Kelly and even have dinner with her and let her feed her fish, but I keep them friends and make my Shepard hook up with someone else, just because I think that Shep and Kelly make adorable friends, especially when Kelly says that she was worried as a friend and I ask her to hug me ”

spectreconfessions:

I love making my Femshep flirt with Kelly and even have dinner with her and let her feed her fish, but I keep them friends and make my Shepard hook up with someone else, just because I think that Shep and Kelly make adorable friends, especially when Kelly says that she was worried as a friend and I ask her to hug me ”

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jason todd and bucky barnes co-captains of the morbid jokes about own deaths club

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Zoom whydoihaveablog:

fallinl0vewithyoureyesclosed:

allthedarlingthings:

Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.

Need.

This is necessary for someone like me, who silently destroys napkins and beer bottle labels with my nervous hands during the most casual of friendly conversations. 

whydoihaveablog:

fallinl0vewithyoureyesclosed:

allthedarlingthings:

Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.

Need.

This is necessary for someone like me, who silently destroys napkins and beer bottle labels with my nervous hands during the most casual of friendly conversations. 

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raptorific:

Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that

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buildingnumber42:

dying-suffering-french-stalkers:

Roommates appreciation post/art progression!

All credit goes to the amazing AsheRhyder.  Click on her name to go to her DeviantArt page, click here for her Tumblr page, and click here to start reading the most amazing webcomic that ever was and evermore shall be (start at the bottom and work your way up).

Roommates is a fandom-tastic webcomic, whose main stars are Jareth the Goblin King (Labyrinth), Erik (The Phantom of the Opera), ex-Commodore/Admiral James “Jamie” Norrington (Pirates of the Caribbean 1-3), and ex-Inspector Javert (Les Misérables).  Other recurring stars include Aziraphale and Crowley (Good Omens), Jean Valjean (Les Mis), Éponine (Les Mis), Sweeney Todd (self-explanatory), Legolas/Legorlando (Lord Of The Rings), Sarah (Labyrinth), Christine Daaé (POTO), Blind Mag (Repo! The Genetic Opera), Jadis/the White Witch (The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe), and Der Erlkönig/Erlking (German folklore, yo).

If you remove any of those links/credits, I will send the Erlkönig after you and your children. [He looks like this. (bottom right corner)]

I really like the layout of this.

The before and after pictures… wow, it’s been a while!

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Jefferson & Regina: What makes you think I won’t kill you after everything you’ve done?”

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Zoom winsome-love:

Something quite magical about road-trips. It’s like the earth moves with you and for you; and all the time in the world sits in the palm of your hand.

winsome-love:

Something quite magical about road-trips. It’s like the earth moves with you and for you; and all the time in the world sits in the palm of your hand.

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1. Girls Shalt Not Have Sex.
(someone asked me what the guy word for ‘slut’ is
and I couldn’t find an answer.
it’s an old story: a rumour goes around that so-and-so
blew a boy in the disabled toilets.
the girl fakes a cough to get herself sent home
to escape the classroom-wide hiss of ‘slut’
while the boy she blew walks into the same class
and is greeted by an onslaught of high-fives)

2. Girls Shalt Love Boys.
(when I was ten, there was a movie trailer where two girls
leaned in for a kiss, and I felt sick for the rest of the day.
it took four years
along with faux-casual questions to friends
useless quizzes on the internet
entries in a diary that I later scribbled out
to admit, fine, okay, yes,
and another year after that to say it without mumbling)

3. Girls Shalt Not Be Bitches.
(it took over ten years of school for me to realize
my women teachers got called bitches
for doing things that my male teachers got called efficient for.
we were assigned to a group project in science class
and whenever my friend tried to tell the others to quiet down
so they could get on with the work,
she was jeered into silence
and she never found it fair that her boyfriend did
the same thing and the noise stopped.)

4. Girls Shalt Have A Vagina.
(she introduced herself with a deep voice and a gushing smile.
she had a pink dress and an adam’s apple
she had a necklace resting above her cleavage
she had escaped from an all-boys high school
and I didn’t understand until I learned later
gender is more than the two rigid boxes
that we are told to tick one of)

5. Girls Shalt Smile.
(he frowned when the subject was brought up
and he shrugged a lot as he explained
that we look better when we smile. Less hostile.
His shrugs stiffened when I asked him why we shouldn’t look hostile.
‘I dunno,’ he said, dropping to a mumble. ‘Girls aren’t s’posed to look hostile, I guess.’
The next time someone walked past me on the street
and told me to smile,
I gave him my sunniest grin
and a middle finger.)

— ‘Five Commandments for Being A Girl I Unlearned,’ theappleppielifestyle. (via theprophetchuckshurley)

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Zoom gastrogirl:

bubble gum frosting cupcakes with gelatin bubbles.
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puppiesarerad:

freddashdog:

Grandpa gets a surprise bulldog puppy for his birthday, something he’s always wanted.

It’s pure happiness for both of them

I’m fucking sobbing.

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make me choose -   asked Miranda or Morrigan

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Zoom purple-scales:

I recently got into Fire Emblem : Awakening and I SHIP THEM SO HARD.

purple-scales:

I recently got into Fire Emblem : Awakening and I SHIP THEM SO HARD.

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lettingdownhair:

I don’t understand why they didn’t keep this in the movie.  It would have been the best part.

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